A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps on giving. At least it’d better give me a birthday present every year. It owes its life to me.

“A blanket could be used like a cat, if it were furry and purred.
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“My life outlook isn’t cloudy. That’s just the weather report for the rest of my…”

“On savings: A dollar here, a dollar there. Over time, it adds up to two dollars…”

“American civilization isn’t advancing as fast as our military is. The only prob…”