A crude puppet impaled by her puppet master.

“It's old. Really old.Is that a technical term?Yeah, it's technical. Translation…”

“Have you ever been in love?Yes.What's it like?Great and terrible. Like Oz.”

“Five years, my family thinks it's time I moved on. I'd like to move on with a n…”

“Pa-rump, pa-rump, pa-rump. He's the Little Drummer Boy on speed.”