A date is a place, a destination. March 5th, 1982 is the ideal tourist trap.

“Farmers grow on the land. I suppose farmers grow farmers, rather than using sex…”

“A blanket could be used to keep me single. Not that I need any help from anybod…”

“During conversation, I have no problem making eye contact—with myself in the mi…”

“I want to say something so embarrassing about September that even the leaves st…”