A disobedient child is one who blinks of his own volition, without being told to or even looked at. That’s usually when I get out the Behavior Cloth (a blindfold).

“Don’t sell yourself short—sell yourself medium, because it’s taller. Did you kn…”

“I was joking about my clones to my family when my uncle Herman said, “Don’t do …”

“To be surrounded by sixty people who make your life miserable is to be at a fam…”

“I just bought a small condo overlooking the water. The water is in a cup, one f…”