A fire truck is just a drivable penis. The flames of my love might engulf you, if you don’t let me park inside you.

“If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forwar…”

“By day I’m a dishwasher in a suit. By night I’m a dishwasher in pajamas.”

“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give …”

“I want to write a song about retaliation called, "Oh Yeah, and I Faked Every Or…”