A flower blooms in my heart. You may call that love, but I call it water conservation.

“I remember my first cell phone number still. I may call it and ask to speak to …”

“The moment I heard her name I fell in love. Of course I fell in love with the w…”

“I saw a hermaphrodite changing, so out of respect, I turned halfway around.”

“She’s the kind of woman I could see myself spending the rest of my life with—af…”