A fuel pump is a fountain drink machine for cars. And people who want to save the environment and get drunk and run to work.

“I’m a neat person (interesting), but I’m not a neat person (organized).”

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created…”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like…”