A glazed banana peel is not for eating, it’s for innuendo.


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“A brick could be used to divide two people, and then conquer both of them.
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“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 f…”

“The prospective buyer said, “Name your price.” So I replied, “OK, how about Ral…”