A great way to steal other people’s stuff is to build a vault and have them voluntarily store their own stuff there.

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to…”

“I’m covered in fish hair! I have a dwarf shaped like a suitcase that I carry ev…”

“A brick could be used to perpetually feed the hungry, stop all wars, educate th…”

“There’s nobody worth talking about, so let’s not talk about it. Only let’s do i…”