A half-truth is 90% of the story. The other 10% is tithed to God.

“You wouldn’t remove a wristwatch with a hacksaw, just like you wouldn’t remove …”

“I made love with a cute woman yesterday. I would have made love with a gorgeous…”

“I lost a little weight over the weekend. I cut my fingernails.”

“A blanket could be used as a cat. Wait, I have that backwards. A cat could be u…”