A hotel is more than bricks and blankets. A hotel is a welcoming atmosphere, and a place to engage in a business transaction with a prostitute. 


“I don’t need a napkin. That’s what pants are for.”

“There’s nothing special about politicians as people. Now as animals, they’d be …”

“I fell in love with a beautiful girl, got her pregnant, and then I got married.…”

“There’s not a lot of food on the moon. Not unless you’re into cannibalism.”