A karate black belt would make a great blindfold on a kidnap victim, after you karate chop them into submission.

“The only other man I’d let see my wife’s naked body is the butcher.”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”

“I let go of her memory the moment I let go of her hand. She fell over 500 feet …”

“My father went AWOL the day I got dishonorably discharged from his penis.
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