A lawyer, a politician, and a prostitute walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here.” And I’d have to agree. Serves them right for being so sleazy.

“Your love is my candy, and I wouldn’t dream of trying to give it away to strang…”

“I dig art. With a shovel. In the cemetery.”

“If you want to know what love is for, the answer is “other people.”

“Maybe is such a gray response. It is the raincloud of answers, and if you say i…”