A man who claims to be 32 degrees is one freezing freemason. That man must make love with all the warmth of a shadowy secret.

“To choose to chew, rather than converse with my fellow dinner guests, was the c…”

“A brick could be modified to be a cell phone, for construction workers who miss…”

“People don’t know I have a checkered past. I used to be a picnic table cloth.”

“If you’re at the bar trying to pick up women, remember: bend at the knees.”