A meow’s a sound I want to look at. And after I see it, I want to pet it.

“I want to be the Everyman and take an IQ test and get a perfect 100.”

“A mustache on a stick would not only be tastier than a popsicle, but ticklier t…”

“We had a blast at my magical birthday party. There were midgets, fairies, glass…”

“A balanced argument is one that takes place entirely in my head, and doesn’t ca…”