A mine divided in two isn’t as preferential as a yours divided in two. 


“I've never had cyber sex. My penis won't fit in the USB port. . . at least not …”

“I would let you ride shotgun, but first I’ll need to reload.”

“I have the worst kind of history—a non history. I wasn’t born poor, oppressed, …”

“I love the newspaper. I love reading fiction.”