A one dollar bill, though it weighs less than 99 pennies, is psychologically heavier.

“I love having a ceiling fan, although sometimes I wish he wouldn't cheer so lou…”

“If a gorgeous woman hits on me right off the bat, I’m suspicious. I wonder what…”

“As a man, I have a strong constitution. But as a document, I’m no Constitution …”

“I ought to fire one of my two employees into the other one’s asshole.”