A pack of people came to see me. I say a pack because they were werewolves.

“Love isn’t the last thing on my mind. The last thing on my mind is my skull.”

“Social progress: for the same price as last year, I get a slimmer candy bar, le…”

“I want to weigh less, not through diet and exercise, but by acquiring a faulty …”

“I don’t know when I’m going to stop when I start—or start when I stop. That’s w…”