...a particularly Jersey malaise--the inextinguishable longing for elsewheres.

“Ana Iris once asked me if I loved him and I told her about the lights in my old…”

“Dude, you don't want to be dead. Take it from me. No-pussy is bad. But dead is …”

“Instead of finding himself in nerd heaven—where every nerd gets fifty-eight vir…”

“She's sensitive, too. Takes to hurt the way water takes to paper.”