A pastor, a politician, and a brick walk into a bar, and the bartender says, “Sorry, we don’t serve rigid nonthinkers here.” So the brick and the pastor look at the politician, who turns around and leaves.


“He wanted to pay me in agriculture, but I told him, "I need something that's go…”

“If a university’s colors were blue and pink, they could be the Fighting Sunsets.”

“Ever since I was fired for sleeping on the job I’ve worn a shirt and tie to bed.”

“A blanket, when taken to the top of a mountain and laid flat, could be painted …”