A pear, an apple, and a banana in a basket on a table isn’t art, no matter how skillfully painted. But it is something to talk about, or at least a tasty way to utilize one’s mouth.

“I’ll exhale hot breath into my palm before touching you, because I have cold ha…”

“If I were the color blue, and you were the color orange, I wouldn't want you ar…”

“Messages written across the chest of women’s t-shirts are great, because I can …”

“A blanket could be used as a tank, if you rearrange the letters and leave out t…”