A plan won’t fly without dedication, perseverance, or wings. A plane won’t fly without those things either, though of those three things, wings are the most unnecessary.

“It’s what’s inside that matters. I’m confused inside, because I just ate some s…”

“I asked my doctor for the best gift ever: Life. Still, he wouldn’t take one for…”

“My name is Sam (my name is Am), and I am my own fan. I’m a clone of Jarod Kintz…”

“I sleep on the coasts of my bed, but I make love in the Midwest.”