A root vegetable went missing. Maybe it will turnip in my next bad pun.

“Maturity doesn’t advance linearly, like you steadily and readily becoming more …”

“If I look like I haven’t slept for eight hours, it’s because I haven’t. Oh, I w…”

“Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a…”

“You can’t be the best all the time. But that’s what clones are for—to be you wh…”