A shirt is a dress, if you have short enough legs.

“No more than two to a tricycle, please. When I said family fun, I didn’t mean t…”

“I'm sort of a girly guy in that I love cats, rainbows, sunsets, flowers, trees,…”

“Love is the thing that holds life together. Sort of like rind to a melon, cloth…”

“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven.…”