A sister should set her brother up with one of her friends, unless her only friend is her sister.

“I drink coffee like goats walk on tightropes. It’s fun to watch, but it sure wo…”

“I have pride in my name, because I have pride in myself. I do not represent my …”

“A blanket could help me tell you I love you. Well, it could if I did, but I don…”

“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair p…”