A spanking with a tree branch, now that’s slapstick.

“Welcome to,to,to,to,to Stutterville! P,p,p,please have a seat on your own lap.”

“A brick could be used to measure water levels through what scientists call hydr…”

“The clouds blanketed the city, and the rain sounded like bricks hitting the roo…”

“A brick could be used to remind me of you. Of course, so could a photograph, bu…”