A stationary bike is a device that epitomizes the phrase “hurry up and wait.

“I’m growing an Abe Lincoln beard. On my ball sack.”

“Love is the sound of footsteps behind you in a dark hallway. Why does it seem l…”

“The only thing better than being productive, is being reproductive.
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“If my name were Isaac Newton, would I be a famous no name? I’d have worldwide a…”