A unicorn breathes rainbows like a dragon breathes fire. My coffee breathes Jarod Kintz quotes.

“I love teamwork. I love the idea of everyone rallying together to help me win.”

“We should kill the future, so the present has no choice but to retreat into the…”

“A blanket could be used to barter with. I could trade my blanket for your sex, …”

“What the government makes to make money is money. They make money by making mon…”