A watch, it’s a sign of the times.

“It seems that in love, I have no match. It also seems that with firewood, I hav…”

“Falling in love too quickly spells disaster. But I’ve always lived dangerously,…”

“I’m twice as old as she is tall. She’s half my age in height. We have a David a…”

“My asshole smells like a paper mill. Three cheers for being a writer.”