A wink and a glance walk into a bar. I know because I saw it out of the corner of my eye.

“If I weren’t married, and I didn’t have a girlfriend, I’d ask that girl out. Bu…”

“What would people say about me? They would say I’m an enjoyable guy to be aroun…”

“Today is 8-9-10. August, 9, 2010. So hooray for Chronologically Ascending Day!”

“I explore my subconscious the way Cousteau explored the sea: with a scuba tank …”