A woman in a box—a great gift for the husband who has everything.

“You can’t believe every word you read while watching TV. (Even with closed capt…”

“My asshole is supportive of me. No matter what, good or bad, it’s always right …”

“I got stiffed on a tip. It was an erection.”

“A blanket can be wrapped around one’s head and used as a helmet. It’s particula…”