A world without Perry Palomino is just too fucking boring. I wouldn't wish it upon anyone.

“Oh no, Hulk alert. Not my chips!”

“I was hoping you’d come out and get me." I put my hands on my hips and cocked m…”

“My idea of vacuuming is borrowing someone's dog for the day and having them eat…”

“Tattoos were self-expression at its rawest and most permanent form. They weren’…”