A zebra has stripes, the American flag has stripes, and I have an erection. Coincidence?

“I want to write a book called “Conversations.” Of course, it’s all talk at this…”

“One cup contains Starbucks coffee, and one holds diarrhea. But which is which? …”

“Making money for my clones, now that’s what I call self-enrichment. Having all …”

“I’m going to go up on my way down. I’m just a sideways sort of person.”