A zebra is the piano of the animal kingdom. And I am the flute at the nudist colony, if you know what I mean.

“Even if there were only seventeen syllables left in the universe, I still don’t…”

“When Jed comes in and gives you that look where his forehead wrinkles up and hi…”

“I’d kill for any one of my friends. Thankfully for the overpopulated prison sys…”

“I am Vigalig the Destroyer. Except during the day, and then I am Gigalig the Gi…”