Accepting your help, I’m not doing it for me—I’m doing it for you. You need to help me more than I need your help, so I’ll help both of us win and take, take, take.

“Love is silence multiplied by noise and divided by two.”

“In a bookstore you can find me in the romance section, because I’m not a lover,…”

“I’m too horny tonight to be productive. Right now the only thing I could make i…”

“I am the William Wallace of love. Wait, no I’m not, I’m the Robert the Bruce.”