Acne is nothing more than nature’s Braille.

“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—…”

“I would have made you a cheesecake, but I don’t know how. And I would have boug…”

“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rath…”

“I want to import what’s important, and export the trivial out of my life.”