Admittedly, I am only seventeen now. But some years are longer than others.

“Remember that time in the minivan, twenty minutes ago, when we didn't die?”

“And all at once I knew how Margo Roth Spiegelman felt when she wasn't being Mar…”

“Generally, I am opposed to vandalism. But I am also generally opposed to Lacey …”

“I don't know whether it was the general anxiety of being on a date (albeit one …”