After being videotaped, I found that I talk a lot with my hands. Especially if my hands are covered with socks. I guess I get really nervous on first dates.

“Blanket could be used to form a new word—tenkalb—which in turn could be used, o…”

“We made love like we didn’t, only more so less.”

“It’s hard to maintain dignity while wearing a coat made out of peacock feathers…”

“If something earthly reminds you of something ethereal, then it must be love.”