After I’m dead, I want to ghostwrite my autobiography.

“I’d understand if at your front door you want me to take off my shoes, but I wo…”

“For your birthday I got you some batteries. They’re dead, just like you’ll soon…”

“There’s a witch in Wichita. As an expert on all things Topeka, I should know. I…”

“Four bricks could be affixed under a skateboard and used as really inefficient …”