After learning the foreign language Gibberish, I became a dream spokesman.

“The hole in my heart matches the key I gave her, and I’d like it back, along wi…”

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“If my penis gets enough water, could my erection grow long and straight like a …”

“I’ll wait until your mouth is full of food before I ask you a question. That’s …”