After months of training, I broke the record. Then right after that I celebrated by scratching all my CDs.

“When I'm in yoga class, and I'm in the Tree Pose, I always pretend I'm the Tree…”

“At my last birthday party I had fun and really let myself go. Literally. I open…”

“I lay warm in bed like a melted marshmallow in a graham cracker. I really wish …”

“Boob, like the object it identifies, is such a well-rounded word. It’s as if “B…”