After my first coaching experience, the field looked more like Gettysburg than a normal defeat. But it wasn’t that bad, as only about half my team lay dead, while the rest were merely dying.

“I made her late, so she made me dinner. And by late I mean pregnant. And by din…”

“My love may be invisible, but that doesn’t mean you can’t taste it. (It tastes …”

“Nobody wants to leave what they know to go either to the unknown, or to grandmo…”

“I once met an asexual unicycle, but I wasn’t wearing rubber gloves so I didn’t …”