Agatha told me she was late, and I thought, I haven’t slept with her in years—she really must be late. I’m going to be a father!

“A blanket could be made of tuna fish skin, which would go well with my cottage …”

“All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simp…”

“Love is being able to be yourself, with another human being who makes you want …”

“I came from a broken home. My bedroom window was cracked.”