Age is just a number. So is my area code.


“I put the “arrow” in sparrow. And it only took me three shots.”

“I’d give up three days just to get three hours with the woman I love. Of course…”

“If I had chlorophyll instead of blood, I’d have ivy in my IV (not Roman numeral…”

“I have a favorite cemetery I go to, because it’s really clean and the doctors a…”