Ah, dear, sweet Eden. To quote the great Rhett Butler, you need to be fucked and by someone who knows how.”
“What version of Gone with the Wind did you grow up watching?”
“There are a lot of liberties taken with Spanish subtitles.

“Sorry,” he said, not sounding very sorry at all. “I… well, nevermind.”“Nevermin…”

“You still with your floozy girlfriend?” Ah, there is was. The elephant in the c…”

“You are always a part of me Dex. You’re every part of me. Always have been. Alw…”

“Robbie Oliver could call me Pooey-Poo-Poo Smelly Face if he wanted to.”