[Alcohol] cures everything, except for stupidity, which is an epidemic on the rise.

“Respirar se le ha acabado, se lo digo yo. Piense que un traje de novia es como …”

“A secret's worth depends on the people from whom it must be kept.”

“What I'm searching for is the opposite of an intellectual, in other words, some…”

“People only disappear when they have somewhere to go”