All a woman actually wants is to feel special.

“Look at your eyes. You've got bigger bags than Louis Vuitton.”

“Because that's what unfaithfulness is, isn't it? A cancer that's always there i…”

“A relationship needs constant attention. It’s a living thing, not just a habit.…”

“Dan, rabbits who've been fed oysters laced with Viagra don't like sex as much a…”