All drivers run red lights the same way—with a glance in the rearview mirror to see if a cop saw them. I love the same way—with a sense of defiance, urgency, emergency, and caution that comes too late.

“I say yes, turn the other cheek, and let me slap your butt again. Forgiveness c…”

“The dollar isn’t worth its weight in gold, and the pound isn’t worth its weight…”

“A wink and a smirk walk into a bar, and the bartender asked them what they were…”

“If we make it out of this alive, I’ll kill you. So you have that to look forwar…”