All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be tickled by an orphan.

“A brick could be used as a door handle. On an all-brick house this would be gre…”

“I have a mustache like a squirrel and you just ran over my face.”

“There’s always something to talk about, even if you talk about how there is not…”

“I worked for one day, and left with two days in my back pocket. I couldn’t stuf…”