All I have to say about love can be summed up in nine words: Never wipe your ass before you take a shit. Autore: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I don’t like dirt, because nothing is dirtier. Except politics. ” “What’s blacker than black? Does summer shade have a shadow? Is that how lonelin…” “Working the grill all those years, I just got burned out.” “I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to ke…”